I'm sick of hearing about the politician's running for President. I'm sick of Walmart. I'm sick of exercising. I'm sick of Parkinson's. I'm sick of the Russia, China, The Middle East, Greece, Italy, France, and Spain. I'm sick of Cannabis not being legal. I'm sick religion! I'm sick of Whale killings! I'm sick of not being able to type. I'm sick of not being able to go sailing by myself anymore. I'm sick of my service dog. I'm sick of being retired. I'm sick of being tired. I'm really sick of Dysautonomia, AND I'm really really sick of Global Warming!
As a matter of fact....
I'd like to chain myself to an ice berg in an effort to be one of the first, if not the first, "Ice Berg Hugger." I know this will end up as a futile (Icebergs melt Blondy) attempt that will no doubt be missed by all the networks, and I'm sure to be defeated in that while making the jolly good effort of holding onto my dwindling patch of now slowly melting, pure innocence, and frozen goodness, my little "manly outboard" would most definitely suffer a "wet freeze", not unlike the "trench foot" identified in WWI.
However the more terrible thing would be that from the moment I chained myself to the ice berg... I would constantly "dream fly" to Hawaii. Warm myself in the Tropical heat, just enough to re-appreciate my air conditioned hotel, as I eat Chilean Sea Bass, King Crab Legs, and Veal Cutlets...
I'm just so sick of everything.... today...
Campy Out!
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