CRS (Can't Remember "Stuff")

(Clipped from my email response... )

I forgot what the hell I turned my PC on for....

Porn??? 
(Nah! Saving the Viagra for real world use.  At $20 each....) 
Email???? 
(Could be, although probably not.) 
Facebook??? 
(Getting really sick of people posting other people's crap.)
Words with Friends??? 
(Don't want to put up with the self-speak of not being able to form anything longer than 4 letter words.)
Twitter??? 
(Killed that account months ago.)
Weather??? 
(Nope. Bright, breezy and sunny outside now.)
News??? 
(I don't give a care about the Election BS, Olympics BS, Syrian BS, or even the local crap...)
Blogs??? 
(To nice out for that...)
Parkinson's info??? 
(Nope, still got it and really don't care anymore... When someone finds a cure, email me... I'll be sailing.)

Can't really say why I turned it on.

Guess I'll check to see how much is left in the check book and go buy a tool, or go sailing instead.

Screw it! 

I'm going sailing by myself!!! It's much cheaper, and I like the company!

Roger out!