"The Chief" is sporting what I call an “Ass Hat,” which is also
known as the “Cone of Shame.”
This “Ass Hat” keeps my dog, (and other animals), from licking
and chewing his ass, while his ass is healing from an infection he gave himself
from constantly licking and chewing his ass after he got a scrape, or scratch,
or something that caused him to need to eat and lick his ass pretty bad.
Why am I going into this?
I’m starting an “Ass Hat of the Week” award, at least for
this week.
The inaugural “Ass Hat of the Week” award goes to a local,
Dairy Queen window guy.
Being an exceptionally warm day, 80 degrees, I stopped by
DQ, and as usual I ordered a small M&M Blizzard, for me, and two cups of
vanilla ice cream, for my dogs. I decided to treat myself to an extra helping
of M&M’s and ordered my Blizzard appropriately.
I handed over the vanilla cups to the dogs and prepared to
eat my Blizzard with the extra M&Ms.
My first bite pissed me off! I guess “Extra M&M’s” means crush the
regular “dose” of M&Ms to make it look like more!
Right when I thought I had the ability to turn
my day, and my attitude around, I got more pissed off. I just had to rectify the situation.
To make a long story short, I got the extra scoop of
non-crushed M&Ms.
And in the process I award the inaugural “Ass Hat of the Week”
to the DQ window guy.
I wish you could wear your ass hat with pride!
Campy Out!
2 comments:
What, where's the rest of the story? I know you didn't just ask for more M&Ms and get 'em. I couldn't have been that easy, or they would have given them to you in the first place.
I ordered extra M&Ms at the window and paid extra for them to the tune of like $1.50. THAT'S what got my motor running!
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