Monday, April 9, 2012

I NEED A HOCKEY FIX! (My first hockey post??)

Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap!

I wish we would all agree to stop posting and re-posting the same mindfully nauseating, yet overly prolific, I miss you, touch an angel, save a whale, vegan, everybody friendly, politically correct, I'm running for President but can't find my ass with both hands, funny cat, laughing baby, ethereally painted motivational scenes by Thomas Kinkade (Oh, he died), milk drinking kitten, homecoming, Spring bloom, April fresh, puppy sleeping, warm beach hand held sunsets, California weather, and any other nice feeling, uppity, motivational, hot cheerleader in matching baggy pants and turtle neck set by Nike BA-LOW-NEE!!!

Wonk! Wonk! Wonk!

I need an old fashioned Zamboni smelling cool air, horn blaring, whistle blowing, blood and teeth on the ice, gloves off, shattered plexiglass, wild puck in the audience, beer, hot dog, AND roasted peanut section, front row, grudge match hockey game!

HOCKEY! HOCKEY! HOCKEY! I do so miss Hockey!

I watched "Goon" tonight for the 3rd time this week, and it's only Monday. 

I'll be the first to admit its a pretty stupid movie, wholly based on the great hockey demon, the enforcer or assassin, demonstrating of a lot of fighting, and blood, and swearing, yet gay friendly, and cordial (really), with just the spit perfect amount of hold my hand Elmo love making, to fill in the empty space between fights and swearing. 

Man... I so have to get my "T" back into spec. 

I know, this is over a year old, but it makes me happy!  Go Bruins!!!  Dig the reference by the commentator... "Somebody's leakin'!"



Campy Out!

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