In light of the fact that Sue and I are actively home hunting, I figured I'd post our official requirements. These requirements were discussed at length and recorded the next morning exactly as I remember the conversation.
Area desired, Point Defiance to the bridge, and all Gig Harbor...
Susan's needs: Newer home, bright and airy open concept, hard wood floors, rambler style everything on one floor, 1500 sf or greater, state of the art kitchen, professional location, at least 2 bathrooms, at least 3 bedrooms, one bedroom with a master bath, at least a two car attached garage, large outside living/dining/family area,
Roger's needs: I need a place talk to Susan, sleep, take a dump, and eat, land to work, (at least 3/4 acre), privacy to run naked, and room to build a proper shrine to the art of tool hoarding and manly repair jobs, daily naps, beer crafting, HAM radio operation, VW Beetle restoration, chainsaw carve, target plinking with my air rifle, and a exclusive combustion zone to burn the shit I don't want any more. 240 Volt, 50 Amp triple phase electricity distributed on two legs throughout the shop with 4 step downs to 120 Volt, 30Amp single phase electricity, cable internet access, electric heat, back up wood stove, polished cement floor, 4 ton hydraulic floor lift, 2 ton overhead lift, water, septic, installed vacuum dust removal system, 108 inch plasma HDTV, BOSE high quality surround sound system, infrared/motion sensing laser guided 9mm one warning defense system, and a refrigerator.
I'm sure I missed something.....
Campy Out!
1 comment:
You missed the 2nd 108" plasma tv...
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