We're officially looking for a new house!

In light of the fact that Sue and I are actively home hunting, I figured I'd post our official requirements. These requirements were discussed at length and recorded the next morning exactly as I remember the conversation.

Area desired, Point Defiance to the bridge, and all Gig Harbor...

Susan's needs: Newer home, bright and airy open concept, hard wood floors, rambler style everything on one floor, 1500 sf or greater, state of the art kitchen, professional location, at least 2 bathrooms, at least 3 bedrooms, one bedroom with a master bath, at least a two car attached garage, large outside living/dining/family area,

Roger's needs: I need a place talk to Susan, sleep, take a dump, and eat, land to work, (at least 3/4 acre), privacy to run naked, and room to build a proper shrine to the art of tool hoarding and manly repair jobs, daily naps, beer crafting, HAM radio operation, VW Beetle restoration, chainsaw carve, target plinking with my air rifle, and a exclusive combustion zone to burn the shit I don't want any more. 240 Volt, 50 Amp triple phase electricity distributed on two legs throughout the shop with 4 step downs to 120 Volt, 30Amp single phase electricity, cable internet access, electric heat, back up wood stove, polished cement floor, 4 ton hydraulic floor lift, 2 ton overhead lift, water, septic, installed vacuum dust removal system, 108 inch plasma HDTV, BOSE high quality surround sound system, infrared/motion sensing laser guided 9mm one warning defense system, and a refrigerator.

I'm sure I missed something.....


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Fascinating! Blends two of my favorite hobbies.

I love to do stop action movies and time compressed movies with my GoPro camera.  I'm also new to turning wood on a lathe. This piece of wonderfully creative work is masterful on both fronts.  Just watch the whole thing.  I LOVE THIS MOVIE!!



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Roger and The Chief

Roger and The Chief, In Costco.
(Self-Talk in Parenthesis)

1st Lady in Costco: What kind of dog is that?
(Trying to be nice in the Costco stool softener isle)
Roger: He's a mutt.
(Crap... Why don't these animal people mind their own business)
1st Lady in Costco: Looks like it could be a Border Collie?
(Stop squinching smiles at Chief!)
Roger: Nope. Smart mutt.
(Dip shit!)
1st Lady in Costco: Pretty baby... Can I pet him?
(Reaching for Chief)
Roger: NO... HE'S WORKING!
(Crap! Crap! Crap! Go Away Leave me alone!)
1st Lady in Costco: OH?
(Still standing like I'm going to say, Sure, Only Fooling!)
2nd Lady in Costco: Can I pet your dog.
(Clearly just out of the gym, nice boobs!)
Roger: Sure! His name is Chief!
(Summer's almost here!!! WOOOHOOOOO!)
1st Lady in Costco: Turns and walks away.
(I love this stuff soooooo much!)
2nd Lady in Costco: Your such a nice doggy.... Yes you are..... Pretty baby....... I bet you love it when I scratch your butt........
(Oh.... Man.... I love my service dog!)

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This cracked me up!

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