Out of respect for my Mother and Father, here's what I remember of 1982.
(x) I chose to stay, alone and on my own, in Rhode Island, while my entire family moved to Florida. (1982)
(x) Blew the engine on a pristine 1973 Buick Electra 225, with a 455 cu in engine. (1982)
(x) Crashed into and bought a telephone pole. (1982)
(x) Totaled a wicked "full sized" blue 1973 Chrysler Satellite station wagon. (1982)
(x) Lost my license. (1982)
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Got into a fist fight (and won) with a significantly larger man, over a
cup of hot chocolate, only to be detained by RI State Police. (1982)
(x) Hit a local Constabulary with a base ball bat. (1982)
(x) Went for a one way trip head first down several flights of stairs... several times at the hands of Providences' best. (1982)
(x) Lit off bottle rockets IN the car I was driving, a multicolored 1965 VW Bug. (1982)(x) Went for a one way trip head first down several flights of stairs... several times at the hands of Providences' best. (1982)
(x) Actually floated a multicolored VW bug... on water... only for a moment... pulled it out of the water... and drove it away. (1982)
(x) Unintentionally submerged a green 1970 Vega station wagon.... three times in the same day. (1982)
(x) Unintentionally peed on a sleeping homeless man in Boston, MA. (1982)
(x) Rear ended a brown van while "sleep driving" my VW 1965 Bug through Harlem, NY ... and lived to tell about it, (1982)
(x) Walked home from Mystic CT... after my 1965 VW Bug broke down, and no one would pick us up. (1982)
(x) Spent a bunch of my Summer in Newport watching the build up to the 1983 Americas Cup sailboat races. (1982)
(x) Rented a duplex ranch house, with 5 of my best friends, at the beach, and suffered amnesia for the week. (1982)
(x) Due to my "quest for more stupid shit to do" I lost my girlfriend. (1982)
(x) Personally sold a large Hefty Trash Bag worth of "special" herb. (1982)
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Helped a man move his family move his family, over night, before he was
found by a special group of ill intentioned Italian people, all with
one name, that he owed a significant amount of money to. (1982)
(x) Attended meetings held at Rhode Islands' finest Judiciary Buildings several times in 1982.
(x) Mistaken for my room mate, a Attleboro, MA based arsonist! (1982)
(x) Got "Fired!" from my position mopping floors at a nursing home. (1982)
(x) Skipped out on a debt to a health club, (1982)
(x) Stole a Christmas Tree, from Boone's Farm, and planted it in Algebra class. (1982)
(x) Stole a Christmas Tree, from Boone's Farm, and planted it in Algebra class. (1982)
(x) Dropped out of college. (1982)
(x) Rearranged the traffic scheme leading up to a new bridge construction. (1982)
(x) Was ordered to choose whether to go to jail or join the Navy. (1982)
(x) Joined the Navy with "special herb" stuffed in my pocket. (1982)Oh! There's so much more! But I'm kind of glad that I can't remember it all.
Sure seems that 1982 was pretty interesting year for me, eh? Seems like I should have moved to Florida... but then again, I would have never met my wife, the very LOVE of my life, for nearly 30 years!
Fortunately for me, I started to take myself a bit more seriously later in 1983. Its funny how 30 years of collective screw ups can make you a bit more reflective... at times. So when your kids start really, and I mean REALLY, screwing up, remember that there is hope that they'll turn out just fine.
Campy Out!