Roger's Ultimate Christmas List

Christmas time is almost here!

Since it is so incredibly difficult for me to recall something, anything really, from my personal brain cached

"Christmas List" when asked, I figured I would post my well thought out ultimate Christmas List, including acceptable options, for 2011.

So Here it is! Listed in order of preference for your convenience...

1. WEST MARINE, Antigua 7x50 Waterproof Binoculars with Compass ($349.00),  
    or
    WEST MARINE, Huahine 7x50 Center-Focus Binoculars ($79.00),
    Westmarine.com

2. Sears Craftsman 17310 19.2-volt C3 Compact Lithium-Ion Cordless Compact Drill-
    Driver  ($119.99)
    With spare battery, Craftsman Diehard 19.2-Volt Ni-Cd Battery ($89.00)
    or
    Sears Craftsman 17191 19.2-volt C3 Cordless Drill/Driver  ($79.99)
    With second or spare battery, DieHard 19.2 Volt C3 Replacement Battery ($39.99)

3. Grunge Pullover Hoody - Black ($75.00)
    SeaShepherd.org

4.  Jolly Roger Beanie - Black - 100% Organic Cotton ($30.00)
    SeaShepherd.org

5.  Jolly Roger/Rammed & Sunk Long-Sleeve - Black - 100% Organic Cotton ($40.00)
    SeaShepherd.org

6.  Soprano's DVD (Not Blue Ray) Seasons 4, 5, 6a, 6b ($27.43 per season)
     or  (I know... dig the contrast!)
     Ben Hur - Blue Ray Disc ($45.00)
    Amazon.com

7. Timex Expedition Intelligent Quartz Tide Temperature Compass Watch ($169.95)
    REI.com
    or
    Timex Ironman Shock 30-Lap Full ($60.00)
    On Base

8. Autohelm Series ST1000 Plus Tiller Pilot ($399.99)
    westmarine.com
    or
    DAVIS INSTRUMENTS, Tiller Tamer, Model #160739 ($37.99)
    eBay.com

9.  New Asymmetric Spinnaker for 22' Catalina  ($849.00)
    SailStore.com
    or
    Used Asymmetric Spinnaker for 22' Catalina  (Less than $300.00)
    eBay.com search!    (as measured - Luff 26, Leech 23.5, Foot 13.5)

10. New Shopsmith Mark 7 - PowerPro Model with Pro-Fence Table System ($3899.00)
     or
     Used Shopsmith Mark V - Can find on eBay, but tough to get delivered (<$600.00)
    or
    14" x 41" Wood Lathe, Harbor Freight ($199.99)

11. An email, ($$FREE$$)
     or
     A letter, ($0.44) (FREE if by carrier pigeon, or active duty in war zone)
     or
    A phone call from you! (FREE if you use Google Chat, Google+, Facebook,
    Verizonwireless, or XBox360)

Now that should cover it!